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Louis vs. Rick : Episode 6 : Chag Sameach, Louis. Chag Sameach.

• --------: 11:13 AM
• LouisTheCat: rick
• LouisTheCat: rick
• RickDickens77: what
• LouisTheCat: so i was talking to mittens next door
• RickDickens77: I don't even want to know.
• LouisTheCat: did you know theyre jewish
• RickDickens77: Yes, the Blums are Jewish.
• LouisTheCat: wtf are the blums
• RickDickens77: The people next door, their last name is Blum.
• LouisTheCat: mittens blum
• RickDickens77: I suppose so.
• LouisTheCat: ok well im never gonna let that one die
• LouisTheCat: but anyway
• LouisTheCat: did you know if youre jewish you celebrate christmas for like two whole weeks
• RickDickens77: First of all it's called Hanukkah.
• RickDickens77: And it's like eight days or nights or something.
• LouisTheCat: so its like three weeks god thats awesome
• RickDickens77: Sure, it's cool, that's just the Jewish winter holiday.
• LouisTheCat: im gonna be jewish then
• RickDickens77: It's not that simple, Lou, it's a religion.
• LouisTheCat: ok so can you do that for me
• RickDickens77: I don't know where to begin explaining how it doesn't work like that.
• LouisTheCat: rick
• LouisTheCat: i dont think youre listening to me
• LouisTheCat: christmas rick
• LouisTheCat: eight of them
• LouisTheCat: mittens says hes gonna get something every day
• RickDickens77: Lou, it's not really like Christmas, I mean they give some gifts but it's not really the same. There's no tree, they just light some candles.
• LouisTheCat: i dont like candles
• RickDickens77: See? You don't really know what it's all about, and I'm not going to help you become Jewish.
• LouisTheCat: oh i get it
• LouisTheCat: you dont want me to be one of the chosen
• LouisTheCat: theres a name for people like you rick
• RickDickens77: Uh huh. You're being silly now, I'm done with this.
• LouisTheCat: youre a putz
• RickDickens77: That's enough, Lou.
• --------: 2:54 PM
• LouisTheCat: rick
• RickDickens77: What
• LouisTheCat: if you help me be jewish i will take back one thing i said about you for every day of christmas
• RickDickens77: It's called Hanukkah.
• LouisTheCat: right that
• LouisTheCat: so we have a deal
• RickDickens77: NO!
• --------: 3:04 PM
• LouisTheCat: rick
• RickDickens77: WHAT
• LouisTheCat: what are you getting me for christmas
• RickDickens77: I don't know yet. I wouldn't tell you anyway.
• LouisTheCat: can i make a suggestion
• RickDickens77: sure
• LouisTheCat: i want one of those little hats our people wear
• RickDickens77: Lou, you are not Jewish, you can't just say you're Jewish, and I am not going to make that happen for you. So stop it.
• LouisTheCat: rick i didnt want to play this card but i think you probably are aware that our people are extremely powerful and can make things difficult for you
• RickDickens77: Ok, let's suppose for a second you could become Jewish. What if I told you I'd only give you one gift anyway?
• LouisTheCat: well isnt that like a goy
• RickDickens77: Now you're just being offensive. This is the end of this discussion, are we clear?
• --------: 4:51 PM
• RickDickens77: I'm heading out soon, do we need anything for the weekend?
• LouisTheCat: not that i can think of
• LouisTheCat: do you have any plans
• RickDickens77: Emily is coming over tomorrow, and I'm hoping she'll hang out for the whole weekend so I want you to BE NICE THIS TIME.
• LouisTheCat: being nice sounds like work rick
• LouisTheCat: tomorrow is our peoples day of rest
• RickDickens77: I told you we were done with that. See you in a while.
• --------: 5:04 PM
• LouisTheCat: rick
• LouisTheCat: rick
• RickDickens77: ...WHAT
• LouisTheCat: oy vey
• --------: RickDickens77 has gone offline