how a resurrection really feels.

A(n)nals of Online Dating: Fine. Every time you rescue a kitten from a burning building, I will shave my legs. Deal?

Fine. Every time you rescue a kitten from a burning building, I will shave my legs. Deal?

But men have an obligation to rescue kittens from burning buildings, pay for your drinks, hold the door open for you, keep their hair neat, go to war and many other things. I’m just saying… Society worldwide really does put more obligations on men than women all around. There are few things women have to do… Shaving your legs is one of them.

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+10 for “men have an obligation to rescue kittens from burning buildings.” What? In what universe is that a standard expectation for all men?

+3 for messaging someone just to lecture her on hair removal.

+5 because I will bet $100 that this man has never been to war.

+4 because men are not actually obligated to do ANY of these things, unless they have signed up for jobs which expressly require them to, say, keep their hair neat or go to wear.

+8 for arguing that society puts more obligations on men than on women. Totally. Men give birth and disproportionately raise children by themselves, right? Men worldwide work more hours for less money? Men prop up multi-billion dollar plastic surgery and cosmetics industries? Men are told that they’re completely repulsive if they don’t remove the hair on their legs, underarms and crotches? These are definitely all true things. Men! Such victims! (Can we just agree that all of our lives suck pretty hard?).

+2 for at least this is a really clear Misogyny Bat Signal.

TOTAL POINTS: 31.